Wednesday, June 13, 2007
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ente qalbile
Ente Rummile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ruminte koottukaara
Ninte glassile 100 milliyil……
ninnte glasille 100 milliyil icukattayaavam
ninte kaiyille peggu theerumbo veendum fixu cheyyaam
Randu fullukal theerneda, ini barrilonnoode pokanam
Randu fullukal theerneda, ini barrilonnoode pokanam
Ninte keeshele kaashukondu njan ninne kudiyanakkam……( Ente Rummile ) Thottu koottuvanulla picklum……
Thottu koottuvaanulla pickulum chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone
A dichu wheelayi kidakkuvaan, nalla vaalonnu vakkuvaan
adichu wheelayi kidakkuvaan, nalla vaalonnu vakkuvaan
Eth ramathram kuppi venelum veendum nalkidam njan ……( Ente Rummile
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ruminte koottukaara
Ninte glassile 100 milliyil……
ninnte glasille 100 milliyil icukattayaavam
ninte kaiyille peggu theerumbo veendum fixu cheyyaam
Randu fullukal theerneda, ini barrilonnoode pokanam
Randu fullukal theerneda, ini barrilonnoode pokanam
Ninte keeshele kaashukondu njan ninne kudiyanakkam……( Ente Rummile ) Thottu koottuvanulla picklum……
Thottu koottuvaanulla pickulum chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone
A dichu wheelayi kidakkuvaan, nalla vaalonnu vakkuvaan
adichu wheelayi kidakkuvaan, nalla vaalonnu vakkuvaan
Eth ramathram kuppi venelum veendum nalkidam njan ……( Ente Rummile
how leaders are made
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:
The brain said, “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The eyes said, “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The hands said, “Without me we wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The stomach said, “I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we’d starve. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The legs said, “Without me we wouldn’t be able to move anywhere. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
Then the rectum said, “I think I should be in charge.”All the rest of the parts said, “YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t do anything! You’re not as important as we surely are! You can’t be in charge.”
So the rectum closed up.
After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.
They all agreed that they couldn’t take any more of this shit and agreed to put the rectum in charge.
The moral of the story? You don’t have to be the most important to be in charge….you Just have to be an Asshole.
The brain said, “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The eyes said, “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The hands said, “Without me we wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The stomach said, “I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we’d starve. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The legs said, “Without me we wouldn’t be able to move anywhere. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
Then the rectum said, “I think I should be in charge.”All the rest of the parts said, “YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t do anything! You’re not as important as we surely are! You can’t be in charge.”
So the rectum closed up.
After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.
They all agreed that they couldn’t take any more of this shit and agreed to put the rectum in charge.
The moral of the story? You don’t have to be the most important to be in charge….you Just have to be an Asshole.
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